Sunday, August 26, 2018

Sunday, August 5, 2018

I offer no explanation. And no apologies.



I not only did I actually do this when I was in 6th grade, but I was very proud of my 6-pack penguins and I showed them to anyone who was willing to look. And I "gifted" my friends with 6-pack penguin versions of themselves. I even have proof. Beautiful, drawn-on-loose-leaf circa 2001-2002 proof. Edited to remove the name of one of my actual friends at the time and what I believe was their actual AIM screen name.

May god have mercy on my soul.